After 31 years together ....

[Thumper]

... you'd think I'd have learned by now. We got home last night after a day/evening spent with friends. As we were getting ready for bed, Lynn said, "I can't believe not one person commented on my new haircut".

My clueless, dumbass response?

"You cut your hair???"

Needless to say, I didn't get lucky last night. :(

[Captain]

Needless to say, I didn't get lucky last night. :(
Yes you did. You're got lucky you didn't get your ass whooped.

[Nandy]

dumbasss!!!!