Favorite movie quotes

[quercus alba]

I didn't surrender but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas, I bet.

[Big Skyz]

“Well, son, since you haven’t learned to respect your elders, it’s time you learned to respect your betters.” – Big Jake (1971)

[quercus alba]

Hallo, my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

[Chicken Dinner]

I'll be your Huckleberry. Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone.

[Chicken Dinner]

Dying ain't much of a living, Boy. Josey Wales.

[Thumper]

"You boys watch too many videos!" - Thumper (2016) ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

"Frederick Fucking Chopin"

BKB

[LJ3]

Clark, that there is an Are-vee.

Still shakin' boss, still shakin'!

[DeputyDog]

You're gonna look pretty funny eatin' corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth.

[LJ3]

That's pretty big talk for a one eyed fat man

[Chicken Dinner]

"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!"

[Big Skyz]

All the quotes below from Tommy Boy which is one of my all time favorite funny movies. My absolute favorite funny movie is Monte Python's Search for the Holy Grail, but there is not enough ban width for all the great quotes from that show!!!

Fat man in a little coat.
You've never been cow tipping!
Richard, what-ju do?
Sonuva, that's going to leave a mark!

[BarryBobPosthole]

I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska

BKB

[DeputyDog]

Do you expect me to talk? No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

[johnboy]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

[DeputyDog]

Surely you can't be serious? I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

[quercus alba]

A man Who wouldn't cheat for a poke doesn't want one bad enough

Damsite rather be hung by my friends than a bunch of strangers

[johnboy]

I'll be back.

Here's looking at you, kid.

[LJ3]

"when you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYtD7gSWsI

[Thumper]

Favorite movie quotes?

"Buuuurrrrpppp", "Pffffttttt", "Pfffftttt", "Buuurrrppp", "Pfffftttt"!! ;)


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[quercus alba]

Bart, We heard you was hung

You heard right

[BarryBobPosthole]

I always thought you were crazy but now I can see your nuts.

~Austin Powers following Dr Evel up a ladder

BKB

[Trav]

Would you like to kiss me on the veranda? No the lips will be fine. Dusty Bottoms "the Three Amigos"

Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. H.I. "Raising Arizona"

These balloons blow up into funny shapes and all? Well no ...... Unless rounds funny. H.I. & the store clerk he was robbing "Raising Arizona"

[Arty]

Clark, that there is an Are-vee. Still shakin' boss, still shakin'! shakin' the tree boss.... That's definitely one of my favorites.

[Arty]

I say we eat the dogs, drink the wine, and use the Papers for musket wadding.

John Billings - The Patriot

[airbud7]

1-Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

2-Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[HideHunter]

"Dunbar.. Dunbar.. not Dumb Bear."

[jb]

“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.”
"Only a New Orleans pimp would carry a pearl-handled gun!”
― George S. Patton Jr.