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Thumper
05-20-2016, 11:09 AM
I haven't been around much the last few days. A big storm knocked out my internet on Tuesday. The repair guy made it here late Wednesday afternoon and got it fixed. When he left, it all of a sudden hit me like a ton of bricks. I have to pee NOW!!!!

I went back inside to pee and felt like I could pee over a house ... BUT ... all I got was a dribble. WTF? I didn't think much of it, although "something" just didn't feel right. Oh well, I needed to gas up my truck to hit an estate sale on Thursday morning, so I drove over to the gas station about 5 mins. from my house. As I got out of the truck and started pumping gas ... all of a sudden it hit me like a ton of bricks (AGAIN) .... I have to pee NOW!!!!

I barely made it home and as I was running into the house, there was a little bit of ... well ... "leakage"! Dammit! WTF is going on? The rest of the night, it would hit me about every half hour ... no warning, I just suddenly HAD to pee. Each time, all I'd get was a dribble! It was a miserable night and I had to jump up out of bed every half hour to run to the bathroom, only to pee maybe enough to fill a shot glass. Ok, I knew right away, this is a symptom getting old and having a prostate problem. I looked the symptoms up on the i-net and out of about 10 listed, I had 6-7 of 'em! I called my doc at the VA and she told me to head straight over to the lab so they could draw blood and have me dribble into a bottle. She also gave me a bottle of general antibiotics to start on, before the lab work gets back, just in case it's an infection of some sort. Also the hospital in Tampa is sending me some meds (forgot the name) for the prostate issue.

Well, she called back this morning and said one test came out negative, but they're still running a culture that's not completed yet. The problem is, my PSA is blown off the map and it was fine at my last check-up in February. She says it could still be a urinary tract infection throwing the numbers off, but she won't know until the culture results come in. She also wants me to come in to see her on Tuesday morning so she can stick her finger up my ass. (always fun .... NOT!) She's also scheduling an appt. for me to see a urologist at the VA hospital.

Ok, normally, I'd just write this off to the typical "old man" crap ... prostate problems are VERY common in men over 50. BUT ... I went through 3+ years of drinking, bathing in and breathing Agent Orange and I'm already registered with the National A/O Registry. All that means is that the VA has already researched where I've been and what I did while in the military and have verified the exposure. It's kind of a fast-track to treatment in case anything comes up in the future as the research and leg-work has already been done. Prostate cancer is a VERY common result of A/O exposure. My SEAL buddy (we worked some of the same missions and were in some of the same places) has just finished having his prostate removed and has gone through all the radiation treatments, etc. after being diagnosed with prostate cancer due to A/O exposure.

I'm keeping a positive attitude and banking on a simple infection of some sort, but I have to be honest, the circumstances and possibilities have me a little bit nervous. Sometimes I feel like a walking time-bomb. I guess I'm just asking for a few good vibes to be sent my way (just in case). I think the waiting and the unknown is the roughest part. :(

quercus alba
05-20-2016, 12:08 PM
Hope it just being old and crotchety Jim

BarryBobPosthole
05-20-2016, 01:27 PM
If you'll stop squeezin the weasel four times a day it might give things a chance to heal up!

You've got prostatitis. Never had it but I 'll bet your bidness is jammed up.

BKB

Thumper
05-20-2016, 01:41 PM
You've got prostatitis. BKB

Huh??? Do you get that from prostitutes? ;)

LJ3
05-20-2016, 01:43 PM
I had a prostate infection once and it was very similar. I was able to get sweet relief in the shower. Something about the hot water makes it way easier to sort of relax enough for things to run their natcheral course of drainage. I was very clean for a week. Lots of showers :)

Bwana
05-20-2016, 02:09 PM
Wishing you the best bud and praying for a good outcome.

BarryBobPosthole
05-20-2016, 02:10 PM
I thnk you need to drink a case of Coors over a one hour period, and then call me in the morning.

BKB

johnboy
05-20-2016, 02:14 PM
Sounds like time to call the Roto Rooter man. :oldfart

Seriously though, hope you get this cleared up.

Thumper
05-24-2016, 08:47 AM
Well, it's been pretty rough. Things go along normally, then in a split second ... I HAVE TO PEE ... NOW!! I usually end up with a small wet spot in the front of my pants from a little dribble on the way to the toilet. I went to the store yesterday and as soon as I pulled into the driveway and got out of my truck, it hit me ... I had to run to the side of the garage because I knew I wouldn't have time to get to the front door, unlock it and run to the bathroom. I will say, my doc started me on antibiotics immediately and things seem to be better than the first day or two. I don't know if it's the antibiotics or I'm just getting used to it and can pretty much tell when an "episode" is going to hit. (usually shortly after standing when I've been sitting a while ... like the story above about driving, then getting out of my truck)

Anyway, I'm headed out the door right now to go let my doc stick her finger up my butt. I'm not sure who the biggest loser is in this deal ... her, or me! ;)

Later dufes.

LJ3
05-24-2016, 09:12 AM
Ummm, her. Definitely HER.

airbud7
05-24-2016, 09:14 AM
Damn Thump/ Good luck with that Buddy...I would try what Barry said and drink a case of beer/

Thumper
05-24-2016, 11:59 AM
Well crap. Not sure if it's good or bad news. No infection shown in lab test. No nodules or swelling of prostate, but PSA is high. Awaiting lab results of culture and setting up an appt. with the Urologist. Dang, I don't know what's going on. :(

LJ3
05-24-2016, 01:03 PM
It'll all work out Jimmy. According to my crack research team, the answer here for you to return to full healthy status is either having Lynn get busy on a daily basis, or start rubbing one out twice a day. The choice is yours.

Prostate specific antigen
PSA: Prostate specific antigen. A test for PSA may be used to screen for cancer of the prostate and to monitor treatment of the disease. *PSA is a protein produced by the prostate gland. Although most PSA is carried out of the body in semen, a very small amount escapes into the blood stream*
PSA definition - Men's Health Center: Information on Mens Health Issues
www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=7586MedicineNet
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The PSA test is done to help diagnose and follow prostate cancer in men. nlm.nih.gov
Explore: Prostate cancer
The PSA test in 1994 failed to differentiate between prostate cancer and benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH) and the commercial assay kits for PSA did not provide correct PSA values. Wikipedia
Explore: Prostate cancer, Benign prostatic hyperplasia
If surgical therapy (ie, radical prostatectomy) is successful at removing all prostate tissue (and prostate cancer), PSA becomes undetectable within a few weeks. Wikipedia
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Thumper
05-24-2016, 02:50 PM
At MY age, I don't think I could stand any more times than I'm hittin' it already! (Viagra is EXPENSIVE and the VA only gives me a dose/week!) :(

As for rubbin' 'em out ... that's a daily occurrence anyway. ;)

Heck! Ya' think maybe it's just worn out??? :hair

Arty
05-24-2016, 03:26 PM
Ummm, her. Definitely HER.
Agree

Chicken Dinner
05-24-2016, 03:51 PM
Definitely sounds like some sort of Asian monkey clap. Don't worry. I hear it clears up right before your pecker falls off.

DeputyDog
05-24-2016, 04:42 PM
I hope it all turns out ok for ya.