Hey Scrote Boy?

[LJ3]

How's the prostate hanging? Still pissing in a thimble?

[Thumper]

Up to a shot glass now! ;)

I have no clue what's going on actually. PSA high in blood test. Prostate checked out ok. No infection showed up in pee test. Awaiting results of culture now, not sure why it's taking so long. Next is appt. with Urologist. In the meantime, my doc has me on antibiotics in case there's a urinary tract infection that didn't show up in the pee pee test. Things are improving slightly, but far from normal.

Thanks for asking, Tic.

[quercus alba]

Lorena Bobbitt could fix you right up

[johnboy]

Gotta wonder what you're picking up at estate sales besides junk. :clap :D

[BarryBobPosthole]

You need to jack off more.

Sorry to be so blunt, but what you have is the classic DSBs, or scientifically known as 'Dreaded Semen Backup'.

So grease up the little smokie and get the baby batter outta the pipes.

You're welcome.

BKB

[LJ3]

That's two similar diagnoses jimmy. Get spankin'

[Thumper]

Should I cut Lynn off cold turkey and just spank my monkey? Slowly wean her? Or should I do both? ;)

[Hombre]

I say cut her off cold turkey. You can kill two birds with one stone. Fixing her depression issue from repeated disappointment and your whiz issue.

[Big Muddy]

Please do NOT post any pics, if you decide to choke your chicken!!!!! ;)

In the mean time, this will take your mind off your pecker problems:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jMWxqBX1JzY

[Thumper]

My question is ... how did you happen to find that?

Oh ... and bite me Hombre! ;)

[Big Muddy]

Blame my son.....he's in the medical field, and emailed it to me.

So, I naturally thought about you, when I watched it. ;););)

[Hombre]

Here I come in with solid advise and that's the thanks I get :)

[Captain]

Here I come in with solid advise and that's the thanks I get :)

Don't feel bad Hombre, like you my wisdom is seldom appreciated around this joint. :D

[jb]

Hell, all you need is a good roto-rooter job, typical for all old water lines that become clogged.

[Captain]

I knew a girl back in the 70's that could suck-start a Harley Davidson.
If I could run her down she could fix you right up, fast! ;)

[Thumper]

I need one who can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose! ;)

[Captain]

I need one who can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose! ;)

That was child's play to this old gal....

[Thumper]

OLD gal??) I'll pass! :)

[Captain]

Like you could get a young gal to look your way. HAHAHAHAhahaha

[Thumper]

What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? I gots ta' fight 'em off like flies!