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Big Muddy
07-18-2016, 01:48 PM
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The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married.
Think about it....Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Ellie, Clara, and Thelma Lou were all single.

The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk, all the time. ;)