Do I see a pattern here?

[Thumper]

Ol' Hillary's going for every vote she can get. The first night of the DNC, I tune in to find undocumented aliens speaking in favor of Hillary.

Last night I tune in to "Mothers of Punks" (or whatever it is they call themselves) followed by every bleeding heart Liberal in Hollywoid. Tonight I just tuned in to find frigging Jessie Jackson speaking. I can hardly wait for what's next.

Why do I torture myself like this?

[Big Muddy]

Very fitting group of libtard speakers....along with Ol' Hairlip Jesse, there's Odumba and Crazy Joe Biden....can't believe the Big Taxpayer Al Sharpton isn't going to be on the podium with Ol' Hairlip. ;)