Sunday morning humor....

[Big Muddy]

"""A fellow turns to his wife in bed and whispers, "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"
"Oh,what a pity," she said, "Right in the middle of National Headache Week!!"""

[airbud7]

I just catch her sleeping with her mouth open and toss in two aspirin (plop plop)...she wakes up and spits them out and says/ what the hell was that and i say two aspirin/ she says why you give me aspirin i aint got no headache!....I say good...>wanna F**K!