My Army buddy is STILL nuts....

[Big Muddy]

He was playing golf in Artic Valley, AK, not far from where he lives, and had to run this bear cub off the golf course, after chasing him outta his golf cart....typical ole Johnny antics. ;)

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[BarryBobPosthole]

Wonder hwere momma was!

BKB

[Big Muddy]

Knowing Johnny, he had prolly already humped her....best I remember, he's been married 4 or 5 times....he could flat talk a female outta her drawers....at Ft. Benning, we called him "the Snake"....he liked that nickname....on one of our off-weekends, we were riding around and got lost....we crossed the Chattahoochee River, and ventured into Phenix City(Sin City back then)....we got to drinking cheap wine in some hole-in-the-wall italian cafe, and I dared him to get a tattoo....next thing I know, we are sitting in a tatoo shop, where he got a snake tattoo on his upper right arm. ;)

[Arty]

Knowing Johnny, he had prolly already humped her. ;)
Johnny needs to get out more.

[HideHunter]

Number of years ago one of my buddies from AK was playing softball when a full grown grizz walked out on the diamond.. play was suspended..

pussies.. ;)