Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...

[Captain]

But I'm sitting in a private suite at a BASEBALL game in Charlotte drinking up all these peoples beer...
Kribbs will probably never talk to me again.
Perhaps enough beer and I can tolerate the boredom of the game... Zzzzzzzzz
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[Thumper]

Heck, I'd sit around watching paint dry for free food and beer! No complaints from me brother ... I just hate that you have to suffer through such torture for the pay-off! ;)

[Captain]

OMG, that was almost as boring there as it is on TeeVee....
If it had not been for the beer and eats I'd have gone NUTS!

[BarryBobPosthole]

Is that mac and cheese?

BKB

[quercus alba]

That'd have to be a whale of a burger to get me to set thru nine innings. Not being a drinker, the food would be my only incentive

[HideHunter]

A *private suite* and they serve you beer in a plastic cup? I'd dump the shit on the floor and walk out.. ;)

[Thumper]

Yummmm, I LOVE fruit chunks and beer! ;)