For Thumper

[Captain]

Kentucky Fried Chicken Sunscreen!
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https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/89130838/?client=safari

[Thumper]

Ha! Yeah, I heard about that on the morning news. Great publicity stunt I suppose ... but I'd be worried about dogs chasing me down the beach! (and I don't mean your ex-girlfriends!) ;)

[Big Muddy]

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"""(and I don't mean your ex-girlfriends!)"""

Oooooo, that's gonna leave a mark. ;)