Hey you bunch'a dufi!

[Thumper]

Spending the night in a quaint little inn on a canal in Venice. Tomorrow is our final day here and we'll be heading back to the salt mines. I have no idea if my house blew away while we were gone, but if so, I may have to turn my ass around and jump on another cruise ship! I'm gonna miss it. :(

Anyway, we'll be home late tomorrow night. Later dufes.

[Big Muddy]

Great to be having you back....got my fingers crossed about your house !!!

[BarryBobPosthole]

Overheard conversation between two gondola drivers....."We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

BKB

[airbud7]

Please don't take my SD badge when you get back.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Stop whining or you're gonna get a Whiner Badge too!

BKB

[Captain]

Who is that? Have we been hacked by some Russia caveman?

[BarryBobPosthole]

Thumper is over in Albania eating crickets with Trump's former campaign manager who is actually an old Chechen guerilla.

And they washed it down with absinthe I'll bet.

BKb

[Thumper]

WTF??? I leave for one little vacation and the Secret Committee starts handing out SD badges like candy! I see I have some serious house cleaning to do when I get back. :(

We're at the Venice airport now and start loading in less than an hour. I figured I'd drop in on youse dufes while Lynn hits every little gift shop in the airport trying to dispose of all our left-over Euros. I'll see youse dufes tomorrow, IF we make it through Customs in New York. I may have a bit of residue in that little bong I bought in Amsterdam. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Talk to Nandy. He's handing them out like food stamps.

BKB

[Chicken Dinner]

Bongs or badges?