If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?
Asking for a friend.
BKB
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If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?
Asking for a friend.
BKB
As old as most of the GH'ers are around this place, getting laid on the 13th and 14th would prolly result in getting buried on the 15th. ;)
lol!
BKB
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th? ;)
I tried to get some this morning and she said Grrrr ...so I said fuck it/ I don't won't any eather...(or is it neather?)....eather way
grumpy old woman I tell ya!
Edit: glad I didn't take some viagra/...we might be old but we got the best years a man could ever live in...god help the kids/ Lol
Would the mortician charge extra for the big smile on his face?
BKb
I believe SOMEBODY here needs to go find their tall stool.
So the fella needs to get on a stool to pitch? Are you that tall?
Actually, I AM tall. That’s why you’re gonna need that stool ... but I won’t be catchin’. ;)
I can definitely provide an answer to that question.
I am just now able to respond because I've been a little busy the past couple of days. :biggrin
Well???
My sister and BIL's anniversary was on the 13th. The day after Valentine's Day, she questioned him and asked if he's forgotten anything. He drew a total blank! When she informed him she didn't get flowers ... or at minimum, a card for either their anniversary OR Valentine's Day, he immediately went into damage control mode. They're leaving on a cruise on the 25th and he said he thought that would be her gift to cover BOTH days. It didn't fly. I talked to him yesterday and he said he didn't even get a blow job. ;)