WTFO???

Just got this enticing message in my e-mail. Man-o-man, I'm excited and can't wait to hook up. Makes me hot just thinking about it. NOT!


Hallo, wild lad! How are you bearing up?

Aloha, cool cowboy! How are you getting on?

I feel so alone tonight! I guess you would make a fantastic friend for any playful girl like me! Online dating sounds thrilling! Lets try it! I have a number of thrilling bikini pics at this dating site. Please be there for me! The registration is free. I am waiting for you in my private chat!, honey!

Cannot wait to receive your message!

Ya tried it didn't ya. You ole sailor, you

Well ... ummmm .... maybe.

(and I twern't no dang squid swabbie!) :booty