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I've been pandiculating too much.....normally, I just pandiculate once or twice a week.....now, I pandiculate numerous times each day.....my wife doesn't pandiculate at the same time, as me, and I think we oughta pandiculate, simultaneously.....I'm thinking about just paying for a "pandiculator partner", but I hear they're sorta expensive, and they don't practice safe pandiculation.....it's prolly illegal, anyway.....I'll ask Thump. ;)
Didn’t Carly Simon do a song about Pandiculation?
BKB
Thump likes his pandiculation on the side with octopus or squid
I competed in a marathon once. There really were no losers, as we were all awarded pandiculation trophies.
Why y'all using those big words? Now I gotta go look it up for what it means?...Grrr, I thought y'all was country folk?
Go ahead and look it, Abud, you'll like it.....and, you're prolly already a participant, and didn't even know it. ;)
I like to pandiculate in bed.
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I should have listened to my grandmother. Years ago, she told me pandiculation will make me go blind. I DO have to wear readers now, so I guess she was right, but I'd rather just get a stronger prescription next year.
I thought we was talkin about stretching and yawning? sounds like y'all talk about whacking off! nothing wrong with choking the chicken every now and then though.
Scuttlebutt has it that Ed used to pandiculate and matriculate simultaneously when he was younger. Sometimes in in front of his mother. That's a felony is some states
Not in Mississippi or WVa!Quote:
Originally Posted by quercus alba
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Ha, yep, in MS you can even pandiculate with livestock. ;)