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This morning was just like any other morning. I gave Lynn a little kiss on her way out the door to go to work, then I headed up to my office to check email, etc. 5-mins. after she left, I received a text. It was brief and to the point:
Happy Anniversary
Ouch! I think I'm in the doghouse. Today is our 34th.
I think I'd better get some last minute planning in the works! Sheeesh! :slaphead
You’re such a putz.
Sigh. That poor girl.
BKB
HEY! She's LUCKY to have me!
Am I old enough to blame the forgetfulness on old age? :huh
NO.
Dammit man! Cut an old man some slack why don't you? :(
"""DIAMONDS.....that'll shut her up !!! """.....thanks to Ron White. ;)
Dumbass!
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Boy, you are in trouble.
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Anniversary of what? I mean you ain’t married.
Hey! Don’t say that “M” word around me! 😳
I never said it was our WEDDING anniversary. As of tonight, we’ve shared the same bed for the past 34 years. Howzzat? 😉
Yeah, and I guarantee your "share" of that bed was a helluva bigger than hers !!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Thumper
True story. ;)
He best be getting his courtin’ suit on and made a trip by the florist today. Otherwise his dinner tonight might be hot tongue and cold shoulder!
bKB
I bought myself some time. I told my sweetie that I’m sure she’s exhausted from working all week, so I’m taking her out to a nice dinner TOMORROW night! Then I told her since she’s so tired, she doesn’t have to bust her ass and can just make me a simple dinner tonight. 😄👍
I don’t know how you can keep ‘em away from your door.
BKb
I have to fight ‘em off like flies! ;)
Prolly horse flies.....they like to hang around horse's azzes, ya know. ;)
Youse dufes are just jealous. Cappy and I know how to train our wimmins AND keep ‘em happy. Pay attention and you may learn sumpin’. ;)
Treat ‘em like dirt, they will respect you for it.
You got to act like you forget from time to time that way they REALLY appreciate it when you do a little something.
They gonna find something wrong with what you do anyway so just give them something big to focus on.
They miss a lot of the small stuff while they are stewing about the other.
Trust my advice.
See? Cap’s got it goin’ on! Once ya’ spoil ‘em, it’s game over. 😉
And if you want Lynn to know that you’ll tell her yourself right?
BKB
And if you want Lynn to know that you’ll tell her yourself right?
BKB
Heck, I’d even tell her TWICE! 😉