I hope The Donald doesn't find out!

I know I'm irresistible to wimmins, but now Melania wants my body. I received this love letter in the mail today, but I'm so giddy, I haven't been able to open it yet. Maybe she wants me to meet up with her at Mar-a-Lago for a discreet weekend. Or maybe one of The Don's hotels. Wherever ... I'm in!! I sure am glad he's a workaholic and I don't have to worry about him coming home from work early! :hair


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So open it already. Sheesh.

I'm too excited and would prolly cut myself with the letter opener. I'll have to calm down a bit before I open it. :biggrin

I’m surprised you haven’t already had a 3-way with her and her sister “back in the day!”


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Who told!!!???? :angry1