Buckrub, and I'll be your server tonight.
Specials include an appetizer of Offspring Angst. Main courses include Extreme Frustration with your choice of a hole in your side(s), Total Poverty served on a bed of Stupid Choices, or Family Insanity with Indifference. Dessert will be the Coffin of your choice.
Back. Gone again Tuesday to go ride west and solve another set of problems!! YEE HAAAA
Thanks for dining with us tonight!!