Ha ha ha! What a dufus!

[Thumper]

Lynn doesn't do mornings very well ... ESPECIALLY Monday mornings!

I just called her office to inform her she left her cell phone on the kitchen table this morning. She said, "That's nothing ... I just noticed I'm wearing one black shoe and one brown one!"

She's gonna suffer the humility for a few hours, then I'll be meeting her for lunch with a special delivery (a BROWN shoe and a cell phone).

P.S. Confession time: I had a VERY important meeting in L.A. once ... I wore a nice suit, a pair of highly polished shoes, some nice bling (hey, it was the 80's) ... and when I arrived at the conference room, noticed I was wearing one blue and one black sock!

[Buckrub]

You're an idiot.

Take both shoes. Let her pick.

[Big Muddy]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but that is smart-thinking, Bucky !!!

[Thumper]

Well .... except for ONE major fact ... she called and asked me to bring her BROWN shoe with me.

[HideHunter]

I once interviewed for -and got - a job wearing two different cowboy boots. Note to self: don't get dressed in the dark.

[Buckrub]

Note to Thump:

I don't care what she said. Bring both shoes. She'll think you're trying to be helpful and will be 'appreciative'.