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    Food for thought

    Why aren't people who commit dastardly deeds called 'dastards' ? Its really a word that belongs in the lexicon. 'Why you little dastard' sounds more right than bastard. A bastard made no bad choice. His dastard father however, did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Why aren't people who commit dastardly deeds called 'dastards' ? Its really a word that belongs in the lexicon. 'Why you little dastard' sounds more right than bastard. A bastard made no bad choice. His dastard father however, did.


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    Why do you say...HIS?...^ "His dastard father however, did."

    A bastard can be male or female....and why not call them mustard instead of dastard...we could make mustard the bad person and Ketchup the good person...

    But then what would mayo be?...this is so confusing(grrrr)

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    Same for "dick head"....who the h3ll came up with that???....I mean, there's nothing dastardly wrong with the head of a pecker....heck, a buncha guys have one, and they are a pretty handy accessory....so, why diss a guy for a having one???

    Btw, I know some guys who are dick heads.
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    Its where Thumper keeps all his brains!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Its where Thumper keeps all his brains!
    What's wrong with that?
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Thumper ain't got enough brains to fill up the head of a pecker....
    That's some easy noticing stuff right there boys.
    Y'all are slippin'
    I'm suprised someone ain't already called that shot.
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    Actually, you're correct. With the size of MY pecker, there ain't enough brains in the State of N.C. to fill it!
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    Actually, you're correct. With the size of MY pecker, there ain't enough brains in the State of N.C. to fill it!
    A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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