My son just called....it seems that his m-i-l is on doggy doo-doo watch....she got a new shitzu puppy for Christmas, and the little turd nipped at her ear lobe, and swallowed her diamond ear ring....now, she's giving the little turd mineral oil to make him crap it out.

She's to call back, when the little turd gets the squirts.

Everything about this post is just sheeitty....shitzu, doo-doo, turd, crap, squirts....this is hilarious!!!

Can't wait to hear the final outcome!!!