Dallas TX

[Arty]

I'll be there 3/15-3/17
Besides going to piss on the star at cowboys stadium, anything else I should do?


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[quercus alba]

Take lots of hand sanitizer and air freshener

[BarryBobPosthole]

There is pretty big. What part?

BKB

[Arty]

I said Dallas. It's actually Irving


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[BarryBobPosthole]

Are you looking for bars, food, what? They have some good gentlemens clubs but they are expensive. The best ones are over near restaurant row. Any cabbie knows where that is.
You can get an awesome steak for high price at a place called Three Forks, kinda dressy, or Old San Fransisco (be sure to wear a tie there or they'll loan you one), or if you want a theme place (like I hate) there's lots of those.
You can have a damn good time down in the are called West End downtown. There is a bar called Dick's Last Resort that you would absolutely love. Right up your crazy sense of humor.

Or you could go to jerry world and pee on the star.
And prolly get Muddy an autographed picture of Dak's posterior.

The best Mexican restaurant in the free world is in Fort Worth at a place called Joe T Garcia's.

BKB

[Thumper]

I used to live in Arlington ... but any place I remember prolly ain't there anymore.

[Captain]

I used to live in Arlington ... but any place I remember prolly ain't there anymore.

Yea they all lived in rock caves and drove Flintstone mobiles back then.

[Thumper]

Do you have your stool? Or did you leave it here the last time you used it?

[Arty]

Been to dicks last resort in gatlinburg. Neat idea. Food was meh, but the prices weren't.
Out of everything else you mentioned, I think I'll pee on the star and get some Mexican.


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[Captain]

Dallas! You could go look for shell casings on the grassy knoll???

[Chicken Dinner]

Only two things in Texas...


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