Just fish and work on taxes, all day....then, head to the woods around 4:00 p.m....sit under the tallest tree in the woods, and wait for 'em to roost....but, don't shoot until they're sound asleep on a tree limb, and sitting in one big cluster fokk....depending on how tall the tree is, you'll prolly need some double-ought buckshot....after they all fall dead to the ground, then you can decide, which ones have a beard....you'll want to select the one with the longest beard to haul back to your truck.

I'm sure Cap can give some even better advice on corn usage, if you're hunting time is limited.