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  1. 01-05-2013, 02:44 PM #1
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    In YOUR mailbox soon, too

    Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

    It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a ‘Tax the Rich’ poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a free Koran, instructions on how to correctly bow to our Chinese overlords, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my rear. All directions were in Spanish.

    Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
    WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
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  2. 01-05-2013, 03:06 PM #2
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    rotflmao... good un.
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  3. 01-05-2013, 04:42 PM #3
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    That right there is pretty damn funny
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
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  4. 01-07-2013, 10:10 PM #4
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    George Carlin once said there are no jokes- only truths that we can laugh at............
    something like that at least- I don't have my GC quote book handy. There is a lot of potential truth in that joke though.
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