There once was a Lad named Len,
In the Carolinas he searched for Gin,
Found Posty's Whistle instead,
And upon it he plead
But it sent his poor ass straight to bed.
There once was a Lad named Len,
In the Carolinas he searched for Gin,
Found Posty's Whistle instead,
And upon it he plead
But it sent his poor ass straight to bed.
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
Down on the couch he sat
Probably thinking of his cat
The shine kicked in hard
Had the whistle been barred
He probably would not have fell flat
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I could never remember all the rules for odes, so I'll have to go for a limerick.
Ol' Ticboy I'll tell you about,
He found Postie's whistle too stout.
No one noticed him leave,
Thought he'd just gone to heave,
But they found him in bed, passed out.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Ode: a lyric poem in the form of an address to a particular subject.
ie: LJ passing out.
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
Yep. it's the rules and forms that baffle me ...Originally Posted by Captain
"A classic ode is structured in three major parts: the strophe, the antistrophe, and the epode. Different forms such as the homostrophic ode and the irregular ode also exist. There are three typical forms of odes: the Pindaric, Horatian, and irregular. Irregular odes use rhyme, but not the three-part form of the Pindaric ode, nor the two- or four-line stanza of the Horatian ode. Huh?
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
There once was a group of goodhunters,
Whose best chance at getting laid was to crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
With the big-boys, Len wanted to hang,
To be cool and part of the gang.
But the more whistle he drank,
The lower he sank,
'Til he hit the floor with a bang!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Hey! Let the record show I made it to the bed without falling! I had to close one eye and lean in to it but I made it!
Fuckers
For Len to recall what he reads
Paying attention he would need
But he just skims the text
And becomes quite perplexed
Then runs off and smokes all his weed.
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
A Noticer Len wanted to be,
But details he never could see.
His attention was lax,
He'd skip over the facts,
Then he'd beg for his badge on one knee.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Yeah, but hitting the BED with a bang, just didn't sound right. (It's called "poetic license")Hey! Let the record show I made it to the bed without falling! I had to close one eye and lean in to it but I made it! Fuckers
Poetic License - n. - The liberty taken by an artist or a writer in deviating from conventional form or fact to achieve a desired effect.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
I cannot believe this has been here all day like low hanging fruit for Posthole and not one attempt.
He is noramlly a limerick master...
What's the matter Posty (Lens) cat got your tounge?
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
He got in trouble for picking on Bucky ... so he's a bit gun shy now.
(THAT should bring that stubborn old Okie mule out into the open)
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
I've not noticed anyone treating me with kid gloves here
I think he's been playing his grandsons guitar all day!
Oh, and bite me.
What Grandson? Wonder how old he is??? (the grandson)
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
Cappy that's the 64,000$ question.What Grandson? Wonder how old he is??? (the grandson)
You know posty is the quiet and secret type. He'd never reveal such details on a forum like this.
If you don't believe me ask Len.
I have the details of how I'm gonna give you both Viking funerals while you're still alive.
Ooooppps, thinking I took it one too far!
Oh buddy bud Len....
Have I told you lately how good a guitar player you are and your hair looks nice too....
Let's talk about how much I bragged on your Oyster stew.
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
I forgot a smiley face at the end
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