Posty the copper: "DROP THE GUN AND GET ON THE GROUND!!!!"

Scumbag: "F-you!!"

Posty: "OK, DROP THE GUN AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!!"

Scumbag: "Kiss my ass fuzz!!"

Posty: "Ok, just put your hands up ... I'll come get the gun from you!"

Scumbag: "Can't make me!"

Posty: "Will you pleeeeeease .... pretty-pretty-pretty please just set the gun down gently and talk to me?"

Scumbag: Eat shit Pig!"

Posty: "Ok a-hole, I'm gonna tase your f'ing ass!!!"

Scumbag: "DO IT ... and I'll sue your swine ass for bazillions!"

Posty: "Ok buddy, you can go on your way ... have a nice day, but try not to shoot anyone else with that thing."

Scumbag: I will if I want ... what'cha gonna do about it?"

Posty: "Sorry to have bothered you sir."