Posty the copper: "DROP THE GUN AND GET ON THE GROUND!!!!"
Scumbag: "F-you!!"
Posty: "OK, DROP THE GUN AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!!"
Scumbag: "Kiss my ass fuzz!!"
Posty: "Ok, just put your hands up ... I'll come get the gun from you!"
Scumbag: "Can't make me!"
Posty: "Will you pleeeeeease .... pretty-pretty-pretty please just set the gun down gently and talk to me?"
Scumbag: Eat shit Pig!"
Posty: "Ok a-hole, I'm gonna tase your f'ing ass!!!"
Scumbag: "DO IT ... and I'll sue your swine ass for bazillions!"
Posty: "Ok buddy, you can go on your way ... have a nice day, but try not to shoot anyone else with that thing."
Scumbag: I will if I want ... what'cha gonna do about it?"
Posty: "Sorry to have bothered you sir."