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    Captain and housework don't mix!

    Since Larke is retired now, Cheryl figured he should help with the housework, so she asked him to vacuum once per week. He agreed, then had to ask where the vacuum is kept. Cheryl showed him the closet, where it has always been kept, and he said he'd get right on it. 20 minutes later he walked into the kitchen for a bit of "cherry juice" and Cheryl asked him why he didn't vacuum. He told her it was broken and they need to buy a new one. She went into the living room to see what he was talking about and he said he'd prove to her it wouldn't start.


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    That's probably not far off...
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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    The top of the head looks about right too!

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    Eat me.
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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