Be very careful.... it's a trap!

[Captain]

If your wife ask you to stop by Lowes, Home Depo, etc and get some fancy bulb for a light in the house DON'T do it! It's a trap!
There is a billion light bulbs, small base, large base, clear, glazed, bright, soft white, clear, some that have a little funky end like a candle flame, regular and LED, and each and everyone is available in different wattage.
It is a total set up for failure. You will NOT get the right lightbulb even if you make several trips. It's a conspiracy I tell you!
Only wimmins can buy decorative light bulbs. Men are not qualified.
This has been a public service announcement

[Thumper]

Yep, cookin' and lightbulb changin' is wimmin's work.

[BarryBobPosthole]

That'sright. All you do is cut it on and cut it off.

BKB

[Captain]

That'sright. All you do is cut it on and cut it off.

BKB

That's what he use to do to wimmins. Now a days it's just the turn off part.

[Thumper]

Ha ha ha ha! You never miss a chance for a good dig, do you?

[BarryBobPosthole]

Ha ha ha ha! You never miss a chance for a good dig, do you?

Not when its a hanging curve right over the plate.

BKB

[Arty]

the bulb section at Home Depot and or lowes is definitely a mind blower.
But I've figured it out before.
You gotta learn to ask for SPECIFICS.

[quercus alba]

have her find it online and text the link to you,

[Penguin]

have her find it online and text the link to you,

Admiral Ackbar would approve.

Will

[Thumper]

Admiral Ackbar would approve. Will

Ha ha ha ha!

[Arty]

have her find it online and text the link to you,

Good idea. OR, have her find the directions online and DRIVE HER HAPPY ASS THERE HERSELF!

[BarryBobPosthole]

I do love a happy ass.

BKB

[Arty]

I do love a happy ass.

BKB

There's one in every crowd....