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  1. 10-10-2017, 05:06 PM #1
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    Desperate measures...........

    """A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high mountain, about to jump off. An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

    She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"

    He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."""


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