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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) airbud7's Avatar
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    Is my wife going through menopause!

    Man I love Lynn to death and we have a beautiful daughter that is doing great but when we all get together lynn shows her ass...Yea...We Drink!....But still she has become a pain in the ass...Trust me...

    my daughter leaves mad at her too....Grrr

    Sorry to be so private but you guys are cool...Thanks...
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    Spike her drink with a little Zoloft.....oughta work wonders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Muddy View Post
    Spike her drink with a little Zoloft.....oughta work wonders.
    haha^ thanks BM!...I guess I gotta put up with it cause I love the hell out of her....She's my girl from a long time back....

    I need to go fishing.

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    Trust me ... when menopause kicks in, you'll know it!! When it got too bad, I'd just leave the country for a month or so.

    The good news is, eventually it'll pass and things will return to semi-normal.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Abnormal is normal for women. When they start acting normal then it's time to start sleeping in a separate bedroom with the door locked
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    Ha! Probably must means they've made up their mind to neuter you in your sleep...

    Quote Originally Posted by quercus alba View Post
    Abnormal is normal for women. When they start acting normal then it's time to start sleeping in a separate bedroom with the door locked
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    Sounds more like an alcohol issue than a hormone issue to me. Either way, it's a bad combination!
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

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    Watch out for a drunk, menopausal woman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    Watch out for a drunk, menopausal woman!
    No Shit!.....True!....Bitch from hell...Grrrrrrrrrr

    Throw monkey wrench at a family reunion....Then show her tits to
    the grandkids!...
    Last edited by airbud7; 10-16-2017 at 03:16 PM.

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    Your family reunions are definitely wilder than mine!


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    Ditto what CD said.....
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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    Hmmmm, can I come to the next one?
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    Have car, will travel !

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    .... AND camera!
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    Y'all sure bout that?


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