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    Ghosts

    The strangest thing just happened. We have two lights in our master closet and one of the globes just fell on its own and shattered all over the place. Obviously it was loose already but its kind of spooky.
    Most of all it makes me understand how fires might sometimes start out of nowhere.

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    See if you can borrow Lens cat
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    Quote Originally Posted by quercus alba View Post
    See if you can borrow Lens cat
    That’s exactly what I was going to suggest.


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    Len’s cat is a big pussy. At least so I’ve heard.

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    I have a coupl'a bad boy ghost-busters here who could take care of that pesky old ghost. These puddy-tats ain't askeered'o nuttin!
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    I invite you all to politely fornicate yourselves.

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    for·ni·cate
    ˈfôrnəˌkāt/
    verb: fornicate; 3rd person present: fornicates; past tense: fornicated; past participle: fornicated; gerund or present participle: fornicating

    (of two people not married to each other) have sexual intercourse.





    Thump is the only one here I can think of who qualifies
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    Wait! But it says so in Two Corinthians!

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    That would be adultricate I think
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    Two Corinthians walk into a bar.....

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    I’m trying to figure out how you left a lamp globe loose, and when it finally fell, you blame it on a ghost. Did that fly with your wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Two Corinthians walk into a bar.....

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    A baby seal walks into a club.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyDog View Post
    A baby seal walks into a club.....


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    Two whales are sitting at a bar. The first whale says eeeewwwwwiiiiiwwwww.

    The second whale says, shut up, Steve. You’re drunk.



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    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

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    A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
    He turns to the bartender and says, “Boy, I wish I could do that.”
    The Bartender replies, “You’d better try petting him first.”
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    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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    That’s a good urn, Barry.


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    BBP. like!

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