Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th?
HA, to help you out, I'll send ya some blue pills, a card of congratulations, and some flowers(for the funeral).
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"