The colonoscopy is a piece of cake. Now the prep? That's a whole 'nuther story! I don't envy you ... I've had 3 or 4 so far ... the prep SUCKS BIG DONKEY DICKS!!!
So......you’ve been abducted by aliens three times?
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"