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    Now we know how Cap kills all those turkeys.....

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    All this time I just figured he uglied them to death
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    If he did that they’d be tore up so bad Cheryl would only be able to make turkey salad out of the remains.

    Its damn good too!

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    We have an area in town that use to be the State Hospital. It's a couple of hundred acres and is right in the middle of town. It has it's own deer herd and turkey flock.
    Last spring we were sitting in the outdoors of a coffee shop and I see this hen turkey about 100 yd's away.
    I was with two other guys and starting calling just using my voice. The hen lifted her head, change directions and starting running toward us. The other guys starting laughing, but she kept coming. About 5 yards away I stood up, waved may arms and shouted at her. She stopped looked at us, the turned and walked away, almost with a FU expression. I got a standing ovation from the other customers outside.
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    jb the turkey God!

    (As long as the turkey responds before he falls asleep. )

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    She thought there was some big rooster over there hollering and was disappointed when all it was was an old capon.

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    hahaha ...good one BM!

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