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    All better now

    Turkey season came in Tuesday and due to a couple of situations in the family I was unable to go until this morning.
    I swear I retire so I could hunt and fish and stay to busy to do either!!
    Anyway. Got a double Niner this morning.
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    Turkey salad!

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    Turn around and go back, I see you remembered your Skoal, but forgot your shotgun!
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    That’s an adult size Trojan condom carrier, the man size. I can see where would would get that confused, not having a need for anything that large. Or so Lynn says.
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    Ha! Once I've been there, you'd never get past the used part!
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    Nice shootin’ Law Dog!


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    Good 'uns, Cap !!!.....I'm in the same situation, and just too day'um busy to hunt and fish. ;(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    Turn around and go back, I see you remembered your Skoal, but forgot your shotgun!
    I see the theory in my previous post is gaining credibility
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    Cap, I can't help but notice, but I see you ain't got much of an ass, either.....I ain't got enough ass left in my older age to even hold up my jeans.....why is it, that when us men get older, our asses seem to vanish, and our bellies flourish???.....I'm seriously considering a pair of good John Deere suspenders.
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    I know what you’re insinuating Q/A, so Bite Me!

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    Ummmm Q/A, once Muddy chimed in, I think maybe your previous post was directed at the wrong person here!

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    Oh yeah Muddy, you have it all wrong! Between the two of youse dufes, bof’a youse are ALL ass!

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    Ha, it's called "male pattern pancake ass".
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    A classic Double Niner! Way to go Captain!

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    Strike one Kribbs



    Quote Originally Posted by quercus alba View Post
    All this time I just figured he uglied them to death
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    I caught it QA.
    He just don’t have the noticing skills.
    Oh and Bite me!
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    Has this site degraded to the point that we’re taking about other guy’s asses?


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    Not necessarily ... some of those dufes ARE asses!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Dinner View Post
    Has this site degraded to the point that we’re taking about other guy’s asses?


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    That’s what I was wonderin’!

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    Nice bird Cappy. I was wondering how your turkey hunting would come along. About usual for you I would say.

    We've lots of birds on the farm but the spring has been late coming and they have been stymied for the most part. Season opens 3 weeks from today and we are in the middle of melting the latest snow storm off via 30 degrees and 30 mph winds. And then we get a couple weeks of rain it looks like. I hope it warms up before the poults are born. They'd die in a hurry on days like today.

    Will

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    Way to go Cappy!

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    Great double Cappy!

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