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    Monday Humor

    A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a
    door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer
    negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her
    the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
    She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they
    as firm as this?"
    He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
    Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they
    nice and pink like this?"
    The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
    Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as
    fuzzy as this?"
    He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
    She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
    Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood
    got my soybeans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think
    I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches."
    Viva Renaldo!

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    hahahahahaha...

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    Lol that’s funny

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    Been there. It was not funny at the time..
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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    Who says negligee any more?
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

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    Jimmy?
    Viva Renaldo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Jimmy?
    Which one?
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Jimmy?
    Swaggart?

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    the Greek.

    BKB
    Viva Renaldo!

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