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    Wow!

    The weather has been sucky, so I just spent the day watching 1100 miles of racing. The Indy 500 followed by NASCAR’s Coke 600 in Charlotte.

    Oh, btw, did I mention Toyota finished 1, 2 & 3 at Charlotte?

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    Wow is right, that would have to be worse than than watching a soccer doubleheader followed by a hockey match. ‎I didn't realize you were into masochism Thump.


    that explains a lot

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    I gots yer masochism hangin’ right here.

    At least here, LYNN was doing the grilling. Can’t say the same about the panty wearin’ man-girls around this joint.

    A fine lookin’ woman bringing me beer, bbq and boilt peanuts while I’m sittin’ on my ass watching NASCAR! Sounds like a good day to me!

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    Boiled peanuts too? Man you need professional help, quick
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    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Boiled peanuts are a gift from Mother Earth.
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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    Sorry, you need to turn in your man card if you let a woman cook over fire in your presence.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Dinner View Post
    Sorry, you need to turn in your man card if you let a woman cook over fire in your presence.


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    Wrong!!
    REAL men REQUIRE them too....
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    Yessir, it’s in the contract! Cookin’s a wimmins job. Period!

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    Jimmy and Cap'n are why the pussification of 'Merica is upon us. Men cook over flames. Wimmin stay in the kitchen. Duh.
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

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    Yeah right. This reminds me of THIS joint ya' bunch'a meat grillin' wussies! Nice sausages!


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    Now THIS is what Cappy and I are all about! We're havin' a coupl'a cold beers while the wimmins do the grillin' (like they're SUPPOSED to) and preparing to wait on us hand and foot. Choose yer poison ... I know what I prefer!


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    Yea, they done fell into that trap wimmins set years ago about how “manly” it is to cook on a grill. Really it was just a conspiracy to allow wimmins to lay around and make their PWed’ BOYS do some of their work.
    Cooking is wimmin’s work, be damned if it’s inside, outside, open fire, microwave, or whatever.
    But these apron wearing fellas have got to make it sound like it’s their idea to cook or have to turn in their man card.
    it ain’t natural I tell ya!
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    This might explain some of it Thumper. This is right up there in the cookin’ boys neighborhood...
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    This is what happens when guys cook....
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    Our ancestors set the record straight ... WE are the hunters and gatherers ... and that's where it should end until it's set out on the dinner table. Now these wussified dufi are trying to screw things up! Sheeeesh!


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    For a couple of self professed macho he-man types, y'all sure are well versed in what's going on in the gay community.

    Can't help but wonder if maybe you're a actually a couple of closet liberals
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    Nope, it's just that we've been hangin' around this joint for so long, we've gotten an education.
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