The Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, "Mickey Mouse!"
This startles the would be assassin, and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the heck made you shout Mickey Mouse?"
Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout, "Donald .... duck!"
I know, I know ...
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"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
I'll give it a............
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Southern Gentleman
The secret committee has met and determined you are now banned from the site. For life.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
Secret Committee???? I AM the Secret Committee!!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
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