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    NEWS ALERT!! Posthole has given up fishing!

    An oldie, but goodie for the weekend.


    Last Saturday morning, Posthole got up early, dressed quietly, made
    his lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly out to the garage
    to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back
    out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph!

    He pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
    that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

    He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
    slipped back into bed. There he cuddled up to Julie's
    back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather
    out there is terrible!'

    Julie replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
    is out fishing in that crap?'

    He still doesn't know to this day if she was joking or not, but he HAS stopped fishing.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    ^^^^HA !!!^^^^
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    You both can bite the crunchy part of my drawers. The part with the skid marks.

    BKB
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    You both can bite the crunchy part of my drawers. The part with the skid marks. BKB
    As opposed to the part with the pee stains?
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    That’s how I know which way to put ‘em on. Yellow in front, brown in back.

    BKB
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    Helpful hint: Turn 'em inside out with the skid marks on the outside, and you can wear 'em a couple more days.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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