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    Monday, ummmmm ... funny(?)

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

    One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

    The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

    "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That's $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

    The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000. That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

    The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$27,000."

    The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys How did you come up with such a high figure? ”

    "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."

    "Done!" replies the government official.

    And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.
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    My contribution to the Monday blahs...




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    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
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    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    How many of you sci-fi geeks get this?
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    It was in an episode of the original Star Trek.

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    IN WINTER!!!
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    Next generation with Picard. Kirk wouldn't have figured it out. He have jump kicked a couple of guys then had sex with a beautiful alien woman

    I knew I could count on Len
    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
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    Yeah, Picard. I remember it as pretty hokey so I automatically thought of Kirk.

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    Any thoughts on Star Trek Discovery?

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    I've never heard of it till you mentioned it just now. I'm kinda OCD about things like that, I like things orderly. All these prequels and sequels don't do it for me.
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    I tried a few episodes when it first came out but never got into it and quit watching. Seemed kind 'forced', if you know what I mean.

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    I watched it until CBS moved it over to their streaming app, then took a break from it as they got a lot of neeve charging for broadcast tv. Found it on my jailbroke stuff and watched the whole series. It got better as the characters got more developed but never got to ‘great’ at any time in the season. The series does have some promise but I have no idea if it got renewed or not. I’ll prolly watch it if they do but I wouldn’t pay for it.
    The sci fi series that I think is the best to come along in a long time is The Expanse. Its moving to Amazon for its season 4 and I think it’ll be even better. I’m so disappointed in the sci fi channel. may as well be the teen horror channel because that’s about all they show. Even Krypton, which had promise, sucks.

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    One you might try, if you haven't already, is 'Altered Carbon' on Netflix. Loved it.

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