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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) johnboy's Avatar
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    Who am I?

    A friend sent me this. Seems to be spot on.



    I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

    I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by todayís standards, makes me a fascist.

    I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

    I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.

    I am retired, which makes me useless.

    I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me,which must make me a reactionary.

    I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

    I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

    I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individualís merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

    I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

    I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

    Please help me come to terms with the new meÖ because Iím just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

    Funny Öitís all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

    As if all this nonsense wasnít enough to deal with.. Now Iím not even sure which toilet to go into.

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    You know, that would be funny if there wasnít so much truth to it.


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    I strive to always be an asshole. It makes understanding myself much easier; and for those around me as well
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

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