Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: Youse dufes are slackers!

  1. #1
    pUMpHEAD SYSOp Thumper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Mickey Mouseville, Florida
    Posts
    23,869

    Youse dufes are slackers!

    I've been busy. What's YOUR excuse?
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

  2. #2
    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) johnboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Vancouver Island
    Posts
    1,892
    Shoveling snow! I thought we were going to get through the winter with NO white stuff like last year. Wrong! I really don't mind snow as long as it stays up in the mountains but I really don't like it on my driveway. Ah well, it is what it is.

  3. #3
    Delta Dufus Big Muddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Flatlands
    Posts
    9,595
    I been correcting sheeit, all day long, for some dumbazzes who evidently can't read the day'um instructions.
    Southern Gentleman

  4. #4
    Administrator BarryBobPosthole's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Owasso, OK
    Posts
    22,254
    Senior Shit Corrector
    Eddie B Muddy, Esq
    Viva Renaldo!

  5. #5
    Delta Dufus Big Muddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Flatlands
    Posts
    9,595
    Ha, double post.....does that mean I'm twice as good or twice as bad at sheeit correcting???
    Southern Gentleman

  6. #6
    Administrator BarryBobPosthole's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Owasso, OK
    Posts
    22,254
    I was just checking to see if you were doing your job!

    BKB
    Viva Renaldo!

  7. #7
    pUMpHEAD SYSOp Thumper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Mickey Mouseville, Florida
    Posts
    23,869
    Quote Originally Posted by Big Muddy View Post
    I been correcting sheeit, all day long ....
    Well I just took a pretty hairy dump, but I took a quick peek before I flushed. I think my sheeit looks kind'a fubar. Could you correct it for me?
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

  8. #8
    Grand High Exalted Taser-Master
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Saratoga Arkansas
    Posts
    5,161
    I think Barry is checking to see if you were doing your job!
    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
    Albert Einstein

  9. #9
    Delta Dufus Big Muddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Flatlands
    Posts
    9,595
    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    Well I just took a pretty hairy dump, but I took a quick peek before I flushed. I think my sheeit looks kind'a fubar. Could you correct it for me?

    HA, I would NOT attempt to correct ANYTHING that has been voided from your body.....even if I was wrapped in 12 layers of Saran wrap, 10 layers of aluminum foil, got vaccinated for every known disease to the CDC, and wearing a NASA space suit.....oh yeah, almost forgot, not even if I was sprayed down with Sea Foam !!!
    Last edited by Big Muddy; 02-12-2019 at 12:10 AM.
    Southern Gentleman

  10. #10
    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) Hombre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Posts
    1,591
    Been just a bit busy here with snow

    Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

  11. #11
    Grand High Exalted Taser-Master
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Saratoga Arkansas
    Posts
    5,161
    if you have a good supply of Eagle Brand condensed milk that would make a lot of snow ice cream
    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
    Albert Einstein

  12. #12
    pUMpHEAD SYSOp Thumper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Mickey Mouseville, Florida
    Posts
    23,869
    Quote Originally Posted by quercus alba View Post
    if you have a good supply of Eagle Brand condensed milk that would make a lot of snow ice cream
    Just avoid the yellow snow!
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

  13. #13
    Administrator BarryBobPosthole's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Owasso, OK
    Posts
    22,254
    You mean that isn’t lemon sherbert?

    BKB
    Viva Renaldo!

  14. #14
    pUMpHEAD SYSOp Thumper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Mickey Mouseville, Florida
    Posts
    23,869
    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    You mean that isn’t lemon sherbert? BKB

    Only if you're an Okie.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.
But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"

Our Friend, Tony "Gator" Hunter 1953-2007