If I EVER get hold of a fucking HUMAN at Frontier Communications, I'm afraid it's gonna get nasty!

I finally went to their customer service page and sent the following message.

After 2-1/2 hours of trying every "contact" number on the internet with ZERO success ... I NEED to get in touch with a living, breathing, walking, talking human being! Is that even possible? My problem is not addressed on ANY of the ^%$#@*&% automated customer service (Service??? HA!) numbers I've been calling all morning! And DO NOT bother with sending a Customer Service Survey after we communicate ... IF we ever communicate! Odd word for your company ... I can't even communicate with a "communications" company!

Note: It's been approx. 30-mins. since I sent that message. So far ... nothing but crickets!