This morning was just like any other morning. I gave Lynn a little kiss on her way out the door to go to work, then I headed up to my office to check email, etc. 5-mins. after she left, I received a text. It was brief and to the point:
Happy Anniversary
Ouch! I think I'm in the doghouse. Today is our 34th.
I think I'd better get some last minute planning in the works! Sheeesh!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
You’re such a putz.
Sigh. That poor girl.
BKB
Viva Renaldo!
HEY! She's LUCKY to have me!
Am I old enough to blame the forgetfulness on old age?
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
NO.
Viva Renaldo!
Dammit man! Cut an old man some slack why don't you?
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
"""DIAMONDS.....that'll shut her up !!! """.....thanks to Ron White.
Southern Gentleman
Dumbass!
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
Boy, you are in trouble.
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"Never try to fight an Old Dude. If you win, there's no glory; if you lose, your reputation is shot."
Anniversary of what? I mean you ain’t married.
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
Hey! Don’t say that “M” word around me! 😳
I never said it was our WEDDING anniversary. As of tonight, we’ve shared the same bed for the past 34 years. Howzzat? 😉
Yeah, and I guarantee your "share" of that bed was a helluva bigger than hers !!!!Originally Posted by Thumper
Southern Gentleman
True story.
He best be getting his courtin’ suit on and made a trip by the florist today. Otherwise his dinner tonight might be hot tongue and cold shoulder!
bKB
Viva Renaldo!
I bought myself some time. I told my sweetie that I’m sure she’s exhausted from working all week, so I’m taking her out to a nice dinner TOMORROW night! Then I told her since she’s so tired, she doesn’t have to bust her ass and can just make me a simple dinner tonight. 😄👍
I don’t know how you can keep ‘em away from your door.
BKb
Viva Renaldo!
I have to fight ‘em off like flies!
Prolly horse flies.....they like to hang around horse's azzes, ya know.
Southern Gentleman
Youse dufes are just jealous. Cappy and I know how to train our wimmins AND keep ‘em happy. Pay attention and you may learn sumpin’.
Treat ‘em like dirt, they will respect you for it.
You got to act like you forget from time to time that way they REALLY appreciate it when you do a little something.
They gonna find something wrong with what you do anyway so just give them something big to focus on.
They miss a lot of the small stuff while they are stewing about the other.
Trust my advice.
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
See? Cap’s got it goin’ on! Once ya’ spoil ‘em, it’s game over. 😉
And if you want Lynn to know that you’ll tell her yourself right?
BKB
Viva Renaldo!
And if you want Lynn to know that you’ll tell her yourself right?
BKB
Viva Renaldo!
Heck, I’d even tell her TWICE! 😉
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