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    Rocket fuel.....

    Well, it's that time, again.....whoopeeee, colonoscopy time !!!.....I gotta drink all this stuff in the next 12 hours, along with enough clear liquids to float Bucky's fishing boat.....I drank it all before, and that's the best way I can describe it.....rocket fuel for your butthole!!!!!


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    Been there, done that a dozen times. The procedure is a piece of cake, the prep is one of the most miserable things known to man! I feel your pain brother. They found polyps a couple times with me, so they have me on an annual schedule now. I MUCH preferred the days when it was a 5-year schedule!

    Have fun dufe ... and remember ... don't wipe that thang ... just "pat dry"!
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    ^^^^^^^^^^
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    Happy Father’s Day, “BM”!


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    [QUOTE=Chicken Dinner;116537]Happy Father’s Day, “BM”!


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    6:00 pm, BLAST-OFF !!!.....as instructed, I just drank the 10 oz. bottle of magnesium citrate.....this oughta be fun---NOT !!!
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    hahahahaha!......Y'all crazy funny I tell ya!

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    Well, I got a good colon report.....afterwards, not so good !!!.....I left my trumpet at home, but I'm no competition for this one guy at the 3:15 mark, anyway !!!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFCRgdroulc
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    Ha ha ha! Yeah, somehow I’d forgotten all about that part! That gives me an idea. Next time, I think I’ll take a megaphone with me. Lynn’s gotten pretty tired of the old “pull my finger” routine. 😄

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