Ha! I'd make a special edition for JB. It would be the condensed, "Reader's Digest" edition ... consisting of only the first sentence and the last sentence!
My dad swore that is how he made it through college. That’s how he read text books
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"