Indian Name Says It All On Democrat Hopeful.

Senator Elizabeth Warren recently addressed a gathering of the Native American Presidential Forum in Sioux City, Iowa. She opened with an apology for her false claim to tribal heritage and then spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing the standard of living for all of their citizens by totally free government grants for free college educations, free Medicare for all, etc. Although Warren was vague about the details for the funding of her plans, she spoke eloquently about her ideas if she wins the White House in 2020.

At the conclusion of her speech, the chiefs presented her with a beautiful plaque inscribed with her new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

The proud Warren accepted the plaque and then returned to Washington.

A news reporter asked the chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to Warren.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.