Well, no wonder it wouldn't fly.

[Thumper]

I'm not making light of the victims, but sometimes I wonder if today's "journalists" even graduated high school.

I just received a news flash on my cell and the title reads:

Plane crashes in Georgia after leaving wing inside mobile home - 3 dead.

WTF? Did they REALLY expect it to fly with one wing? And what was it, a kit they had to put together before taking off? And nobody even realized they left one of the wings at home? Sounds like they should'a read the assembly instructions.

[HideHunter]

I'll never forget the headline in a paper I worked for as "outdoor editor".. "Oprah Wins In Cattle Suit".. ( what he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know)