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Thread: Hey Thumper...this dude's got you beat!

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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) airbud7's Avatar
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    Hey Thumper...this dude's got you beat!




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    That gal in the window seat is chomping down pretty good, too.
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    Naaaa, he's obviously an amateur. That's a dang LEG. Ya' don't eat it like an ear of corn, just stick it in yer mouth like a 2-bit hooker givin' a BJ, then suck that meat off the bone with one simple move. KFC is cooked in a pressure cooker and is tender enough you don't have to CHEW it off the dang bone. Heck, Muddy could clean that bone off even without his dentures in.
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    I feel like this is a Thump go-to pickup line for ladyboys when traveling is Thailand

    "just stick it in yer mouth like a 2-bit hooker givin' a BJ, then suck that meat off the bone with one simple move."

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    I didn't expect anything less from you deplorables.
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    Thump: Come here Thai girl and suck this thang!

    Thai girl: Ooo me likey likey!

    Thump: well then get to work you 2-bit hooker!

    stay tuned, more at 11 when Thai girl say,...you sure you got 2 dollar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by airbud7 View Post
    Thump: Come here Thai girl and suck this thang!

    Thai girl: Ooo me likey likey!

    Thump: well then get to work you 2-bit hooker!

    stay tuned, more at 11 when Thai girl say,...you sure you got 2 dollar?
    Ummmm, really weak A/B. (Besides, 2-bits is only a quarter.)
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    I said stay tuned, more at 11

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