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    Beware of static cling.......

    I needed a few things at Lowe’s, so I grabbed a clean shirt from the closet, and headed into town.....I walked into Lowe’s, and headed down the paint aisle.....at first, I thought the rather attractive brunette with the big smile was hitting on me, when she asked if I wanted her help with my shirt.....I said sure, but what’s wrong with my shirt.....she said turn around, and she’d show me.....when I turned around, she was holding a pair of my wife’s drawers, which had clung to the back of my nylon shirt, outta the dryer.
    Maybe I found a new way to meet wimmins!!!
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    G-string or bloomers? 😄

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    hahahahahaha!

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    Granny drawers
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    At least it wasn’t a pair of your drawers... she’d have seen the skid stains and you’d have been on your own. She wouldn’t have gotten within 10 feet of you!


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    Ha ha ha! Good one. What a dufe!
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