The lady in the pew next to me was saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
Dear Lord: The last four or five decades have been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman;
My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor;
My favorite singer - Andy Williams;
My favorite author - Tom Clancy;
My favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.
And now, my favorite sports hero - Kobe Bryant.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are: Adam Schiff, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Joe (touchy) Biden and Bernie Sanders.
I also have a special place in my heart for George Soros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Rahm Emanuel.
Oh, and my favorite shoe salesman, Colin Kaepernick.
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